Communication breakdown

What I might like most about malapropisms is the absurdity, the way confusion about language leads to silly misunderstandings. It's a little twist to your brain, in the same vein as drawing tenuous connections, making everything into a metaphor, or perceiving things that aren't really happening (see: McGurk Effect). Like, chill.

New: more brilliant miscommunications I come across, starting with a bit of typo poetry from a work-related email:

"Let us know if you née anything else."

Well, maybe it's only funny to me.

This is a few lines from a recent alien sighting over Brooklyn (thanks Stefano):

"randomly looking outside of my window and noticing something strange
red yellowish objects in the sky dancing back n forth performing maneuvers no earthly object could perform the "fireballs" seemed dynamic and aware of what they were doing"